Only 16.3 million for my PerfectionStation 3? This "Michael Pachter" GOON seems to be underestimating us here at Sony HQ!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz will have to do something about that.....
Until then, we shall both continue to embarrass those DRIBBLING, INCOMPETENT GOONS at Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Those PIGS desperately want the PerfectionStation 3! But I don't want them in the PS Family!
They will only STINK the place up!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Emperor Kutaragi is the greatest being in the history of the Universe! Even God himself bows down to the infinite wisdom of our great Emperor!
Sony Soldiers: let's send our thanks to the great Emperor Kutaragi- the Eternal Creator of the PerfectionStation brand!
You dirty Xbot PIGS are not worthy!
SHOO, PIGS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
We'll see about that.......
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
My Sony Soldiers are so loyal; in fact King Kaz couldn't ask for a better fanbase! Far better than those back-stabbing PIGS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Asking themselves: "Why did we buy that defective piece of FILTH! Why did we bury our faces in Nazisoft's crotch? Why didn't we buy a PerfectionStation 3 instead? King Kaz was right all along! Hail King Kaz! We are not worthy!"
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Gears of Steroid-abuse does not deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Metal Gear Solid 4! Those SIMPLETONS!
Sony Soldiers- prepare for the game of the century!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The biggest game of the decade!
What's that I hear? Oh, of course! It's a herd of JEALOUS SWINE! They're here to PRETEND THEY AREN'T INTERESTED!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
PIGS, when King Kaz meets up with his good friend, Kojima-san, do you know what we do?
We LAUGH at you! Just like this:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers, let's send our eternal thanks to Emperor Kutaragi for the best line-up in videogame history!
As for you Xbots- your "line-up" has less appeal than a plate of PIG DUNG!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
How ironic........Xbox Live is full of APES!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It like comparing 2 pieces of DOG EXCREMENT to a steak dinner!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
My PerfectionStation 3 still outsold it!
Nazisoft's pathetic act of desperation didn't work! You hear that, PIGS?
IT DIDN'T WORK!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
This must be a slap in the face of you IMBECILES who doubted Emperor Kutaragi's genius!
Guess what, PIGS? The future's Blu!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
This "Don McGowan" fellow is not fit to lick Emperor Kutaragi's shoes clean! I shall END his miserable existence! You had better watch your back, DONALD!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Our plan to CRUSH Xbox Dead is coming along nicely! We have the decency to do it entirely for FREE- unlike Nazisoft we don't milk our customers! Or try to set them on fire!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers- King Kaz has listened to your complaints about the Store and has decided to improve it! Now bow to your King!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You BLOATED PIGS really do make me laugh! I don't see your UGLY MESS of a "console" on this list! You know why? Because it's YESTERDAY'S NEWS!
Just like Nazisoft! Just like Halo! Just like Gears of War! Just like YOU!
PIGS- it's over, your console's a dud,
The Sony Soldiers will come for your blood,
King Kaz spits on your "console" of choice,
He will run you down in his Rolls-Royce!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
These Nazisoft FOOLS like to drone on and on and on and on and on.......until I DESTROY them!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!